In THIS cohnah, weighing a dolla-buck-fiddy and a half, from Warshington, D.C., The Cassettes!
And in THIS cohnah, resteen on theah laurels, thee reigning blubbaweight chamPEENS of the woild, The Rolling Stones!
Each contendah has a song yclept "Sweet Virginny," and tonight! For one night only! Theah songs will face off head-to-head and toe-to-toe! One will emerge from the fray bloodied and bruised but victorious, and the othah! Will! Perish!
•The Cassettes: Sweet Virginia (MP3)
•The Rolling Stones: Sweet Virginia (MP3)